August 5th, 2009
Big Girls Need Love Too
More personal ads!
I chose this week’s animal after perusing the ‘Request Thread’ on the Abominable Facebook Group. Turns out that walruses ranked pretty high on the list, and rightly so.
I should mention that the titles of these posts and a lot of the text are straight out of actual personal ads I’ve found online. You can’t make some of this stuff up…
August 5th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
hilarious – and beautifully drawn
August 5th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
amazing! i can’t wait to collect-em-all!
August 5th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Don’t mind the curves but perhaps she can get a cream for the dry skin?
(excellent “strip” Karl)
August 5th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
what a hottie!
August 5th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
so you’ve been perusing personal ads, eh karl?
August 5th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I’ve been enjoying your little hiatus, Karl. The guest strips and these personals have been funny! Do you know when you’ll be picking up Chapter 2′s story line?
August 5th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
hehe I could see a human striking the same pose as your walrus in one of these ads.
August 5th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I feel like I’ve read that ad before… So genuine!
August 5th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Nothing wrong with the larger lady.
I would have made a suggestion, but ye got me in the first one.
Perhaps some of the nasties, such as slug, fleas or rats?
August 5th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Just to mention, 70 cm is pretty small for a cow. They grow up to two feet in an adult Cow and up to FOUR feet in Bulls.
She Needs Implants.
August 5th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Omizzle: Two feet is about 61cm, so I’d say she’s doing OK with her 70 cm tusks.
Now for the $5 question: Are they REALLY real?
August 5th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
She’s gorgeous.
Not going to make a suggestion on facebook, but if I were to suggest, perhaps a herd animal next? I can just imagine a deer advertising for the purpose of building is harem, or a buffalo… I understand this lady wants a bull all to herself, but some of the bulls naturally advertise differently…. A bower bird, for instance, if he is successful, will find many ladies to perform to (alright, so that’s an Aussie example, but there must be equivalents).
August 5th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I love it Karl – Fantastic!!!!!
August 5th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Good as usual, but I liked Tarek better, to be honest. His face was just a lot more expressive.
August 6th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Hahaha, keep it up, I much prefer these to the guest strips. Thank you Karl, I hope you’re still getting the break you needed.
Is there any news on the print version of TACC?
August 6th, 2009 at 4:49 am
Coffee civet (luwak). Likes: fresh coffee cherries, straight off the bush. Dislikes: that guy following me around with a scoop.
August 6th, 2009 at 6:34 am
Erm…not to pick nits but uh….do girl walruses have tusks?
August 6th, 2009 at 7:36 am
she can be stealing my buckets anytime
http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2006/12/19/my-bucket-it-be-being-stoled/
August 6th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Female walruses do, indeed, have tusks! I researched it.
August 6th, 2009 at 11:06 am
And the males are polygamous! See how it’s funny? See?
(sigh)
August 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am
I think walruses have harems, like other seals. She’s just tired of being a sex object.
Don’t forget: “Turn offs: killer whales”.
August 6th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
You go, Zora!
(nice job Karl =) )
August 6th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
“70 cm and all real” Love it! Wonderful job, Karl! I’m loving these new personal ads. ^^
August 7th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Hoorah for walruses, but I want more of that plot! Or more bunny theater, I love that.
August 8th, 2009 at 1:18 am
I would LOVE to see what an orangutan’s personal ad would look like. Zora’s is amazingly funny.
“No players, please.” Rad.
August 8th, 2009 at 11:26 am
haha, what a relationship, right? Expect to hear from me from now on, also CLICK MY NAME!
August 8th, 2009 at 11:26 am
read the enitire story, nice work!
August 8th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
She’s hot and I have what’s been referred to as a ‘walrus mustache’, thinking maybe . . . just maybe . . .
August 8th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
awesome,fat girls getting compaired to walrusses. very appropriate
August 9th, 2009 at 6:06 am
No, Tiramisu, it’s the other way around.
August 10th, 2009 at 7:12 am
Aw I made Karl sigh
I’m sorry hon, I did think it was funny (and I knew the bulls kept harems), I just wondered about the tusks was all…..
August 17th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
haha No players. Yay, Zora!
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:51 am
Zaftig!